It’s gonna be one heck of a year folks! Well, it is for me anyway. How do I know? I already ordered some post-Christmas, early-birthday presents. Yeah, I robbed my boyfriend of the joy of showing me how much he loves me. Don’t worry…he’ll be ok. Wanna see what will be waiting for me on February 5th?
P.S. Sorry baby – I couldn’t wait! At these great prices, if I was slow to act, they would be gone!
P.P.S. I had everything shipped to you so that you can “present” them to me when the time is right… pun intended