My mother taught me many things. Do not chase boys with worms. Do not pee or poop at a public pool. Do not walk behind anyone at the chili cookoff. She was a wealth of knowledge. But there was one thing she never instructed me how to do…properly clean a paint brush. So now that I am old and gray (still mostly brunette but I did see a few silver strands once…screamed, fainted, cried, and then plucked the wirey little suckers), I thought that I would share with you some wisdom on how to keep your paint brushes looking brand-spanky-new. You can just call me “mom” 🙂
Here’s a familiar scene. A Purdy brand paintbrush loaded with white waterbased paint.
1. Rinse the paint out. I use my kitchen sink…yes, I know that it is bad for my septic tank but I am pretty sure that we have had some guests flush a tampon or two which is way worse. Maybe the tampons absorb the paint…maybe. Anyhoo…enough gross tampon talk. Push the paint brush against the bottom of your sink and have the stream of water flow directly on the bristles. Make sure you do both sides. The water should run completely clear when you are done. If you can still see wet paint, use a paint comb to separate the bristles near the metal and continue rinsing.
2. Dry your brush. Fold a papertowel around the brush and apply pressure to the brush. Do not rub the bristles as they will get teased like 80’s Madonna bangs. Teased bristles will ruin a brush and make it no longer useful for cutting in and doing detail work. Using the papertowel, continue folding and blotting out the water.
NOTE: at this time your brush will probably have dried little paint particles that did not come out with the rinse. Usually they are halfway up the brush and result over time in what I call CBS or “Crunchy Brush Syndrome”. If your paint brush has CBS then it is only useful for stippling and spanking your kids. If you attempt to use a CBS victim on your walls or furniture, a smooth finish is close to impossible. You have a better chance at reuniting Paris and Doug.
3. REMOVE DRY PAINT PARTICLES. Paint thinner or mineral spirits can be used to remove the dried little bits that currently call your paint brush home. There are two methods. One method involves a flat pan and soaking the brush in a bed of paint thinner. But it usually wastes a lot of the paint thinner and so I hate that method. I use the wipe method. Wad up a paper towel and soak it with the paint thinner. Then hold the brush handle and use the paper towel to wipe the particles. Always, always, always wipe AWAY from the handle! You don’t want to cause a ‘curly bristle’ or a ‘stray bristle’. (Can you tell that I spend way too much time painting?!?) The process takes a little elbow grease and is pretty tedious but in the end you will have a clean brush.
4. REPEAT STEPS #1 and #2 (except don’t dry it completely). Your paint brush should look newer than one of Hugh Heffner’s girlfriends.
5. WACK THE BRUSH. Here is my favorite step. The wacking. In order for your brush to retain it’s natural bristle shape, you must repeatedly and lightly smack the brush on a paper towel. If you don’t do this then the bristles usually form a ‘split-hoof’. A split-hoof or a triple-split-hoof is when the bristles clump together and dry, making it nearly impossible to retain a uniform painting utensil. Does this make sense? Either way…wack till the brush looks like it just came out of the package.
6. ENJOY YOUR BRUSH FOR CENTURIES. Oh, didn’t you hear? I decided I am going to live for 300 years. Either that or until the boyfriend dies. There is no way I am going through life without being able to nag that sweet redneck man 🙂 Back to the point…check out the brush after I cleaned it:
So there you have it…a nice and newly cleaned brush. And this is a way to be environmentally helpful too…I mean, paint brushes don’t grow on trees. Well, the handles do. The bristles grow on horses. But either way, your new brush can stay looking fabulous job after job…just like you 🙂