It’s that time again.

Fantasy Football Season.

Not just football season…oh no, no, no.  That would imply that the males are only interested in seeing their favorite teams play…and that would be a misconception to the greatest degree.  Since it is fantasy football season, the boys are literally counting down the milliseconds until the first official NFL game of the season kicks off.  And then they will proceed to park their patootie in front of the tube until February….watching every single game in real time on high def televisions with their laptops on hand and their thumbs warmed up and stretched for the trash-talking text messages that are soon to be unleashed.

My boyfriend lives for this. 

I think he would trade our firstborn for fantasy football.  Especially since we don’t have one yet. 

If Fantasy Football were a person, he would definitely jump in front of a moving bus to save it.

So it comes as no surprise that the boys were amped for the little soiree that would mark the entrance into what they believe is football heaven.  They had the chart:

The laptops:

The food:

  

And about 18 hours to discuss, review, and decide what their future six months would hold as they pretend they are important National Football general managers…which, of course, is their new title. 

If only they knew the truth.  It would break their hearts. Shatter their dreams.  Ruin their escape from real life where they work as credit data collectors & cellphone tower managers & corporate lawyers.   They would probably loose all sense of conciousness.  And then they would hit you.  And I don’t want to encourage domestic violence. 

SoI do what any normal domestic-dispute-hatin gal does.  I just sit back and do whatever floats my boat as I wait.

It’s not my fault he might find me cuddling with two other women.  A girl could get lonely.

This year the boyfriend knew how to make it up to me though.

I’m now looking forward to next year’s party 🙂 

 

Lookin for a little Fantasy Football 101?  Need to brush up on what you can do to love this upcoming season as much as the hubs does?  Here is a little post that will give you some fun tips!  Have a fantastic football season, ya’ll!