Clue number tres. One of the tools I used for my reno project made me look like this. Yes, I was in the squatting position…but no, that is not urine. nor one lactating boobie.

Know what tool could do this to a totally sober operator? Then you are well on your way to figuring out the project…

Note that my hand is fine…I am too lazy to fetch a bandaid so I tend to create them with paper towels and asparagus rubberbands….this is normal….sortof….usually I have a quarter of Bounties on my body during a single project….so you can see I am ahead of the game with only 2.