I love, love, love, my DVR. I love that I can fast forward through commercials. And skipping the bits I don’t care for. It makes watching twice as many shows in the same amount of time possible. That’s how I do TV now. I DVR everything. And when I fast forward through the insurance commercials and the junk food ads, I try to go as fast as possible and stop it perfectly when my beloved reality TV starts back. It’s like a contest. Me versus the machine.

And speaking of games, I have made my picks for two of my favorite reality shows – The Biggest Loser & The Bachelor. So here they are:

I really love Jen. I love the positivity. I love the fact that she wants to win. She is one competitive cookie. And I love the fact that Jillian can’t break her spirit (yet). Not only is she in it to win it, but it seems like she is sensitive to others. Plus she is hot. Like oh-my-gosh-the-producers-didn’t-have-to-really-imagine-the-weight-loss hot. Maybe when she loses the weight, she will hook up with Bob. You know you thought about it too.

Dane is a logical pick to me to win the whole kit-n-kaboodle. He weighs a ton, he loses weight quickly, he used to be a college athlete, and he has the support system at home. If the black team doesn’t walk away with any money at the end of this, I will be shocked. Simple math shows that if Dane gets to 200lbs (normal weight for a man his height), Dane will be thanking Jello for his cash money.

Lastly is Daniel. Daniel is the fattest kid at fat camp. He is my redneck buddy. Basically I just feel bad for the kid – I can imagine he has been called Jumbotron his whole life…or Blimpie…or Mr. Tubbee. One time he ran – he went 7 miles an hour. That is impressive. I can’t imagine how much chaffing that can cause. And I really worried for the treadmill…that is just a joke, NBC can afford a new one 🙂 Seriously though, I really want him to lose a ton of weight…I want him to change his life…and I want to be his friend.

Here is a quick question. I watch this show every season. And every season, the contestants take off their shirt and we expect to see everything from ghetto booties and spare tires to back hair and man-boobs. But for some reason, season 7 is producing some pretty funky looking mid-regions. My question is this…that giant fat pocket located above their waist…in Atlanta, people call it a “panis”…do you think that the NBC doctors find stuff under there? like chicken bones? If I had a panis, I would keep my keys there. I always lose them.

Moving on.

The Bachelor is Jason Mesnick. I loved him during the Bachelorette. Obviously, I wasn’t the only one.

My boyfriend thinks he looks like a young George W. I can see it a little. In the nose. They both are pretty darn handsome men.

Ok – on to my picks for the lucky lady.

I hear that the cheerleader – Melissa – aka Deanna Part 2 – is the winner of Jason’s heart. I am perfectly ok with this so far. She hasn’t had an emotional breakdown, or been ridiculously catty or mean, or said that she lights her Casanova candle each night before bed to attract Jason. It could be creative editing but I like to imagine that she is just a regular nice girl. My favorite Melissa moment? “I got a breast reduction at 17. I used to be double F”. They aren’t kidding when they say everything is bigger in Texas…well, not anymore I guess 🙂

I personally do not prefer Nikki for Mr. Mesnick…not after this past week. She is too serious. I love this Nikki line though – “I know I am pretty. I know I am smart. But that isn’t enough anymore.” Actually Nikki – just the first one is enough for most guys. Don’t you worry your smart little head.

My Canadian hotdogger is great. I would totally jump on the bed with her…and I love mustard. Does her theory apply to girls? Oh wait, I am straight…and married. Jillian – come to my house…we can be BFF. 500 million points to Jillian for being an interior designer…I wonder if she blogs?!!?

That’s it folks – my Bower Power Reality TV show picks – what about you? Who did you pick?