What if I told you that Santa was a male cheerleader?
That he was all about some high V cupies with a full twist dismount reloading into a heel stretch?
You’d think I was full of herkies, wouldn’t ya?
Now let’s say I tell ya that you can make some adorable last minute gifts in under ten minutes for under ten bucks for any gal that spends time in the kitchen?
Full of herkies? Yup. And some x-outs and some scorpians too. It’s true though. So consider me your peppy annoying girl right now that knows the difference between a clasp and a clap and can only count to eight, because I am a big ole fan of these easy gifts and can’t wait for you to get excited about them too.
All you need is a sewing machine, some flour sack towels and some pom-pom trim.
And five-six-seven-and-eight, who do you appreciate?!
POM POM HANDTOWELS!
I’m making a bunch as cheap and easy gifts for those last-minute-don’t-have-anything-else-to-give-as-a-gift-gifts.
These actually cost me about $5 for two…not too shabby, huh?
Warning. Yup, I’m going there. Ready?
These towels are….
These towels are DYNAMITE….these towels are TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK BOOM dynamite. I said a BOOM!!!DYNAMITE!!!…
(enter crowds pity clapping here.)
(obviously someone needs to lay off the eggnog).