Yesterday we chatted briefly about home safety. And for those of you not locked in with the safest home, here is a chance for you to change all that. Kwikset is offering a chance for you to win a Security Home Makeover. Oh and by entering to win, you could also get a chance to experience what we call ’round these parts as Redneck Olympics…aka…NASCAR.
(slightly doctored photo found here)
Yup – it’s a trip to Hotlanta to see Richard Petty Motorsports driver
pregnant Katie Bower Marcos Ambrose race the No. 9 Kwikset Ford Fusion in the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series’ AdvoCare 500 on Sept. 4, complete with airfare, accommodations and a VIP package for two. This is the holy grail here people. The mullet of all haircuts. And I say that in complete and utter reverence.
Redneck version of the disclosure statement: Ah’s a member of the Kwikset-sponso’ed SmartSquad and sometimes’ ah get free stuff t’talk bout lockin up your trailer shurnuff.
Nonredneck version of the disclosure statement: I am a member of the Kwikset-sponsored SmartSquad and occasionally receive incentives to discuss issues related to home safety and security.
p.s. I ain’t pregnant – it’s an old photo. And I ain’t making fun of rednecks…unless your name is Will Bower and you have a mullet.