My mother would like me to put about seven disclaimers on this post. And an apology to all my grandparents and inlaws.
If you value your eyes, brain, thoughts, etc…..My deepest apologies.
To make this costume yourself…take it off. Take it all off. Time to frighten the children.
You can also use a nude colored bathing suit or a plain nude leotard with a whole bunch of mud (or dirt colored makeup). I’ll let you decide what we did
Also – it should be noted that LJ’s PSR went up after this experience.