Dear Baby Girl Petersik,
I know that technically we have not met yet. Even more technically, we haven’t been born yet. But 2010 is a big year for us. All sorts of new stuff ahead. Like breathing. And pooping. And boobs. Yum.
I just want you to know that I am really looking forward to meeting you. Apparently our mothers have already been discussing a fabulous future wedding. That’s why it was really important for me to get hunky for you now. I have been doing quite a leg workout & hope that you will one-day be impressed with my massive thigh muscles. My mom has also been ingesting quite a bit of bacon…for my brain to develop. Very soon I hope to impress you with such words as “Renovation” and “Mantlescape” and “Biodegradable”. And if that doesn’t make your diapered hiney tingle…well, maybe my new winter wardrobe will….
My personal favorite is this plaid hoodie one-piece. My mom purchased it for $9. She’s always trying to pimp me out for the ladies. But there is only one girl I am hoping to impress.
Looking forward to our first playdate.
Your unborn lumberjack boyfriend, Will